BITCH!!!

It's UNSARCASTIC meaning...read 1st then decide 2 how 2 JUDGE ME :P

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their lifestyles.

The first guy says "I'm a YUPPIE. You know..."Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

Second guy says "I'm a DINK. You know ..."Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a RUB. You know..."Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to one woman and ask her, "What are you?"

She replies, "I'm a WIFE. You know...Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

A second gal answers their question before they even ask it, "I am a BITCH."

The men laugh and ask in unison, "What exactly is a BITCH?"

The woman calmly replies, "Babe In Total Control of Herself."

So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch" -- SMILE and say, THANKS!!!

**Thanx to Michael Nainggolan...

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Remember when u need a FUCK
I will always b there 4 U
bcos
FUCK stands 4 Friendship U Can Keep
So promise ME
We will FUCK forever!!!
(SMS dari sohib gue)
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